it means no worries for the rest of your days...what a wonderful phrase!

Kidding about the e, relax. My heart is a little warmer today thanks to this series of photos:

"what day did YOU enjoy the most this year?"

[ source ]

for my first time on chatroulette, i disabled webcam and audio, yet i still felt anxious and paranoid. i feel somewhat uncomfortable watching people who know they are being watched, yet a strange part of me enjoys the ride. it's all, "what will i see next?!"

except 1/4 times, the next thing you'll see is man junk. so chatroulette gets less exciting and more like an interactive psychological thriller with intermittent penis commercials. i x-ed out after i saw a dude in a banana hammock and after this convo:

[ NYTimes Op-Ed]

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I was hoping that from now on my posts would be more fashion-centric, but I can't help it. You give me a blank space to write, and I'm going to let my mind run...so run with me here.

Lopez Tonight Sucks.

It took me a while to get used to "The George Lopez Show," but it wasn't too hard because Nick at Nite basically made me by playing it all night long, and I've had to get used to worse Nick at Nite programming, ie. Rosanne. (To die hard fans: I just didn't like that show, ok? Leave it alone.)

But "Lopez Tonight," I cannot and will not get used to. I've given it 2-3 chances and have had to change the channel or turn it off for my mental stability. How is Conan getting kicked out of his tonight show, but George Lopez gets to continue tormenting TBS viewers every night at 11pm?

That is not a subliminal advertisement. Don't watch it. I'll save you the pain and the curiosity, as it's virtually the same show every night:

George Lopez enters.
The crowd cheers as the camera pans over the mostly Hispanic audience.
George Lopez is loving the attention and milks it for all its worth.
He messes in his pants a little.
George Lopez starts the "show."
[ Insert self-depreciating Mexican joke that probably pisses respectable Mexicans off. ]
[ Insert painfully contrived pun in reference to current pop culture news.
-Example: "Tiger Woods in trouble for using his wood! Oh man!" ]
[ Insert another "Oh man!" and "You kidding me?" ]
[ Insert random Spanish word/phrase to remind you that he is George Lopez. ]

Sigh. I'm waiting for "Lopez Tonight" to suffer the same demise as the Jeff Dunham show. Who?

George Lopez.................very funny...

Long story short: I'm growing up.

Edit: After a week of indecision, I think I've decided to stay a while...